I try.

Really.  I do.

I mean….I wear red lipstick and sunglasses and amazing earrings and blinged out sweaters and cute flip-flops and colored jeans.

And I know colored jeans are in this year.  Kelly and Luke from 90210 told me so in that Old Navy commercial.Continue reading

I think that fall is my Rhett Butler.

I can’t help it.

I have a little Scarlett in me.

Remember Scarlett?

Remember how she flirted with the Tarleton boys and flitted her fan and sashayed around the dance floor with her 18″ waist and her crinolines and arched eyebrows.

Remember how she pined after Ashley and followed him around and flirted shamelessly with him in front of Melanie after she wrapped herself in those curtains and willingly stole Suellen’s fiancée Frank and became a hard-hearted business mogul.

*sigh*

Bless her heart.

In the end….it always came back to Rhett.Continue reading

There are days that I cannot believe how blessed I am to be able to write this blog.

I love it.

Really.

Not just a little love it.

I love it more than an entire 12 hour marathon of Project Runway.Continue reading

Can we still be friends if I tell you I’ve never made a roast?

Really.

I’ve lived in this kitchen for three years and many other kitchens before that…..and none of them had ever seen a roast.

Until recently.Continue reading

Just in case you were curious if I knew all the lyrics to that anthemic hit “Am I am Muppet or a Man?”

Just in case you were concerned.

I do.

After yesterday….I know each and every lyric.Continue reading

Take your bow.

We  proved that spray paint is taking over the world.

We sprayed pumpkins and chairs and desks and bookcases and flowers and baskets and even a chandelier or two.

There were so many amazing entries that inspired us and impressed us and overwhelmed us and made us never want to pick up a brush again and to move all of our life savings into spray paint company stock.

Here were a few of our favorite entries:Continue reading