I wish I could type laughter.
Because I wanted to tell you a really corny joke.
The kind of joke you are not ever supposed to laugh at…..I mean….everyone knows that corny jokes aren’t meant to be funny. They’re….well….they’re corny.
But I always laugh.
I can’t help it.
The sheer absurdity of a really good corny joke always makes me giggle.
Every. single. time.
It’s a good thing, too, because I live in the land of corny jokes.
Someone is always has a popsicle stick with a joke on it or a cereal box or a fruit roll-up or a happy meal or an Easter egg joke book.
Did you hear the one about how to turn soup into gold?
Just add 24 carrots.”
Or did you ever wonder why the orange didn’t cross the road?
Because it ran out of juice.”
I was trying to distract you with corny jokes because this project is so easy. There are only two steps and I had a whole post to fill.
That’s right….it’s the official two-step bird plate wall project.
Or you’ll miss it.
Are you ready?
(1) Hang the plates on the wall.
This is the hard part.
You can do it.
Just ask yourself why the math book was sad?
Because it had way too many problems.
(2) Purchase a vinyl “birds on a wire” kit from Hobby Lobby or other craft store using a 40% off coupon
Stretch the vinyl wires across the plates.
Cut the vinyl wires and tuck behind the plates.
Add a few birds.
Then ask yourself…..what you call cheese that isn’t yours.
…….get ready for it……
PS My son just informs me that LOL is so out.
Now the cool people type “ha ha ha.”
I thought you should know.
Just in case you wanted to be one of the cool people.
PPS I get asked all the time where to find the birds to make the plate wall. Here’s a link to the bird decal (please note that this is an affiliate link):