Please tell me you used to work on a dairy farm.
Or that your uncle worked on a dairy farm.
Or that your uncle’s girlfriend’s father-in-law’s next door neighbor’s sister’s husband used to work on a dairy farm.
Because I need to know what this is.
I just bought it at an auction.
It was only $10.oo.
No one else was really interested…..
…..and that makes me a little nervous.
On the top it says “Midwest Dairy Products.”
And on the inside of the lid it says “Chattanooga, Tennessee.”
After I won the bid and they handed me my prize, I opened up the lid.
Inside were all these parts.
Little pieces of this and that all jumbled together in the bottom of the box.
I took one look and promptly dumped all those parts into the trash.
I wasn’t really sure what they had to do with my dairy box.
But I was so crossing my fingers and banjo-playing toes that none of the metal pieces had absolutely positively anything to do with…..
So if you know a dairy farmer in Tennessee,
or if your uncle’s girlfriend’s father-in-law’s next door neighbor’s sister’s husband isn’t busy milking the cows……
…..can you tell him I am “udderly” confused? :)
PS Okay…..I know that was terrible. No one should be telling a joke like that after they graduate from first grade.
Time to “moooove on.”