I instagrammed my toes.
And I can hear you.
I can hear you asking….why?
Why? Why? Why the toes?
And maybe even raising your eyebrow in the process.
(1) Right now I instagram anything that moves and
(2) I wanted to submit this post to Ripley’s Believe It or Not.
Ripley’s is famous for the world’s longest fingernails and a fish with two heads and a bearded lady and the Lizardman.
But I never saw a feature on the world’s longest toes….
…..probably because I had never submitted these.
I am short and stubby. Nothing wrong with that. Martha Washington was short and stubby and she turned out just fine.
Now…..I try to be a glamorous stubby person.
I wear lipstick and sunglasses and highlight my hair.
I try to wear toe-disguising flower flip-flops.
But no one who knows me would ever, ever, ever call me tall or extraordinarily long.
Until they took a gander at these toes.
So with a shaky economy and gas approaching $5.00/gallon…..I’m banking on my toes to be my ticket to fame and fortune.
So if any of you are heading to Orlando to the Ripley’s Odditorium.
Tell them I sent you.
Or you could e-mail me for an autographed picture
PS If the toes are a bit too much for you…..please head over here where the sweetest blogger EVER is featuring my house tour today.
PPS If you want to learn how to instagram….click here.