How to make a wood slice Christmas tree
(or the easy, simple tutorial you’ve been waiting all season for)
Step 1: Visit a Christmas tree farm to cut down your tree
Spend an hour trying to find the perfect tree.
Not too tall. Not too wide. Not too Charlie Brown.
Find the tree.
Celebrate by drinking free cider from the gift shop.
Sip cider and wonder why all the elves are wearing stirrup pants.Continue reading