The other day….I almost had a bad day.
I was this close.
I had flat-ironed my hair in the wrong direction and someone knocked the giant chalkboard off the wall and it broke and then the sprayer nozzle on the sink fell apart and an entire colony of ladybugs scaled the dining room ceiling.
Everywhere I went….I opened my mouth…..
….and inserted my foot.
I wanted to crawl back into bed and pull the covers over my randomly flat-ironed hair…..
…..and start over.Continue reading