I know I’ve mentioned a few thousand times that I live in the middle of the country in the middle of nowhere.
But in all those descriptions, I just realized that I left out a minor detail.
I live in the middle of the country in the middle of nowhere….
….surrounded by water.
I live near four rivers, two lakes, dozens of creeks and hundreds of scattered ponds.
It gives the words “you’re wearing high waters” new meaning.